Issue 016 | April 11, 2026
The private room at the back of the house. The velvet banquette. The second bottle, because we are not leaving yet.
You know these conversations. Late enough that the posture softens, honest enough that someone finally says the thing everyone has been thinking. The dinner party is over and only the interesting people are left. Someone pours another glass. Someone says something true.
That is what this is. Smart women, good wine, sharp talk. Still elevated, still us, but looser. A little unfiltered. A little bit mischievous. Every Saturday in your inbox.
Tonight's pour: A Negroni Sbagliato. Prosecco instead of gin, slightly bitter, slightly celebratory, and entirely appropriate for a week where five pieces went live, and something is two weeks away. Wrong in the best possible way.
FROM OUR DESK
Updates, darling. Keep up.
Six pieces went live this week across Love, Money, Design, Place, and Ideas. That is not our normal pace, and we are not going to pretend otherwise.
The Sex Dossier is the one people are forwarding without context at 11 pm, which is the only distribution metric we care about. The Money piece is the one that will matter most over time, and the Ideas Edit is the one we wrote for ourselves before realizing it needed to be public. All five are linked below.
Monclaire Studio’s pilot filming is on April 23. We are so excited. The location is extraordinary. Something is happening that we fully support. We will say more about it after the shoot.
The room is being built, and we are so excited to share it with you.
THE TAKE
Your fav group chat, but with citations.
Can we talk about the Miu Miu Literary Club for a second? Because a fashion house convening three days of panels, readings, and live performances around Annie Ernaux and Ghanaian novelist Ama Ata Aidoo at Milan Design Week under the theme "Politics of Desire" is the most interesting brand activation happening anywhere right now, and it is being covered like a footnote.
This is the fourth edition of an event Miuccia Prada has been quietly building since 2024, and each year it gets more serious. Not serious in a joyless way. Serious in the way a room full of sharp women talking about desire, consent, and emotional autonomy while wearing incredible clothes is serious. Interdisciplinary women, writers, thinkers, and artists, in the Circolo Filologico Milanese, which is Milan's oldest cultural association, discussing literature that most people have never read and walking out with copies of the books. The third day becomes a public reading room.
What Miu Miu is doing is not a simple gesture; it is a world. And the fact that it is being built inside a fashion house while every other brand is doing "experiential retail" and calling it culture is something worth paying attention to.
WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
Off the record.
TASTE
Researchers published a high-resolution X-ray of the clitoris this week. In a medical journal. In 2026. The fact that this is news rather than a decades-old routine finding is its own entire conversation, but we will start here: the study exists, the imaging is detailed, and the scientists involved noted they had to build new scanning protocols because existing ones were not designed with this anatomy in mind. The tools were not built for us. That sentence applies to more than medical equipment.
BETWEEN US: We should not still be having this conversation, but we are grateful someone is.
CULTURE
The Artemis II crew broke the Apollo 13 distance record this week on their way to the moon. Four astronauts, one of whom is the first woman to travel this far from Earth, in a capsule further from home than any humans have been in over fifty years. The coverage has been oddly muted for something this genuinely extraordinary. We are four people in a tin can watching Earth become small through a window, and we are barely talking about it.
BETWEEN US: Some things deserve more awe than we are giving them.
LIFE
Scientists discovered this week that the brain's "stop eating" signal comes from an unexpected source: astrocytes, cells that were previously thought to only support neurons, are actually playing a key role in appetite regulation. Which means the cells everyone assumed were just scaffolding turned out to be doing the real work. If that sounds familiar, it should.
BETWEEN US: The supporting role is almost never just supporting.
THE DOWNLOAD
One thing worth getting smart about.
Two things this week because the world did not cooperate with keeping it to one.
The Strait. The US and Iran agreed to a fragile two-week ceasefire Tuesday night, hours before Trump's deadline to reopen the Strait of Hormuz or see a "whole civilization die." The strait carries roughly 20 percent of the world's daily oil supply and has been effectively closed since the war began in late February. Oil prices dropped 13 percent on the news. Markets surged. By Wednesday morning the ceasefire was already showing cracks, with Iran suspending tanker traffic again after Israel continued strikes on Lebanon, which both sides claim is either included or not included in the deal depending on who you ask. Pakistan brokered it. Negotiations resume in Islamabad. Nobody agrees on what was actually agreed to.
The whisper: Trump posted "Big money will be made" about the reopening of a waterway in a war zone, and nobody flinched.
The UTI test. A breakthrough diagnostic can now identify the correct antibiotic for a UTI in under six hours, compared to the current standard of two to three days. UTIs are one of the most common bacterial infections in women, one of the most frequently mismanaged, and a significant driver of antibiotic resistance globally. Women are routinely undertreated, overtreated, or given the wrong antibiotic while waiting for culture results. This test changes that architecture. It is in development and not yet widely available, but the research published this week matters.
The whisper: we are solving this in 2026 for an infection that has existed forever. Ask what else has been waiting.
TL;DR: A ceasefire that may or may not hold is the only thing standing between your gas bill and a very bad quarter. Also a UTI test that should have existed decades ago is finally coming. Both are news this week.
WHAT'S NEW
Five things worth the second glass.
Where the Sex Goes in a Long Marriage — Desire does not die. The design of most long marriages kills it. Read before anyone else wakes up.
Most Advice Is Written for People With Less Power Than You — You are not behind. You are over-managed. The advice industry will keep selling you the scaffolding long after the building is already standing.
The Money Is Coming — $100 trillion is moving to women. The industry managing it was not built for them. The Dossier is the briefing nobody sent you.
Your Home Is Overstimulating You — Your home is supposed to be the place you recover in. For a lot of women, it is the place that finishes them off.
Why Your Best Ideas Happen When Nobody Is Watching — The thinking was always yours. The room just got the credit.
Why the Sex Got Better After Forty and Nobody Warned You It Would — The best sex of your life is probably ahead of you. The Signal that nobody in women's media had the nerve to write.
BEFORE WE GO
Because the glass is not empty yet.
Listening: Snoh Aalegra, "I Want You Around." Every spring, without fail. If you know, you know. If you do not know yet, now is the time.
Leave us with this: "Women are not losing desire. They are responding accurately to conditions. The desire is fine. It is the design that is broken." From this week's Love Dossier. We wrote it, then had to sit with it for a while before hitting publish. It was honestly that good.
Intrusive thought: Whether my skincare routine is self-care or just a very expensive way to stand alone in the bathroom for eight minutes.
If this landed somewhere true, forward it to one person who would read it without skimming and not say anything until they got to the end.
Read everything at modernmonclaire.com.
Until next Saturday.
Adrienne
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